[ Who, indeed? An expertly-kept secret, for sure. Didn't let it slip to anyone.

Sans actually doing something that he's supposed to do gets Papyrus to stop stomping on the floor and, indeed, generally brightens his mood up considerably. Which also brightens off the glitter coming off him, naturally. ]

A TELESCOPE! I COULDN'T FIND ANY AS NICE AS THE ONE YOU HAD BACK HOME, BUT THE NICE SALESPERSON ASSURED ME THAT THIS IS THE BEST TELESCOPE IN TOWN! THAT IS WHY, IT HAS SO MANY DIALS.